Hello, my new name is Tootsie Farklejuice! Lol. Find out your new name below. Enjoy
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
it to you , so they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor
Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
So:-
1.. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your
last name to determine the second half of your new
last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
subject.
Now please post me a coment and tell me what your new name is! ( But also tell me your real, real name!)
Natalie