Christmas Carol
Break a window
Pop a tire
Fa, la, la, la, la
Set the teacher's desk on fire
Fa, la, la, la, la
Tissue Joke
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little buggie into it!
Some jokes my cousin made up
Monkey Joke
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead
Pool-Table Joke
Q: What's green, furry, and if it falls on you it can kill you?
A: A pool-table!