Jokes

Christmas Carol

Break a window

Pop a tire

Fa, la, la, la, la

Set the teacher's desk on fire

Fa, la, la, la, la

Tissue Joke

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little buggie into it!

Some jokes my cousin made up

Monkey Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead

Pool-Table Joke

Q: What's green, furry, and if it falls on you it can kill you?
A: A pool-table!